oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
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I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
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and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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