Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
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Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
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Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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