I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
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I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
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Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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