Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
Do you still have your period?
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
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i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
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She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
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