Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
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hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
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I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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