Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
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i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
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I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
So vagazzling was a success
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
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