i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
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You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
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that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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