i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
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I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
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You brought string cheese to the strip club
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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