hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
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She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
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Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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