So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
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Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
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She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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