If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
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You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
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He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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