Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
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Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
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I just want nice things and good sex
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
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