your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
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All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
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Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
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