rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
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He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
NoShamevember. You game?
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You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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