Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
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ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
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Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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