I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
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Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
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my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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