Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
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Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
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Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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