Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
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Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
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When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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