I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
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i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
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We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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