Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I hope mine doesn't look like that
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
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and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
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If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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