in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
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For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
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How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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