This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
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I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
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Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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