I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
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Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
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I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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