it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I just want nice things and good sex
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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