'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
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I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
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I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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