Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
Randomize