We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
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I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
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I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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