Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
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planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
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As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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