apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
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I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
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I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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