is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
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I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
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We're too hungover to prance.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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