Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
So gin and wine won't be happening again
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Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
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don't judge my taste in strippers
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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