Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
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He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
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I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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