and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
handjob tips. give me some.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
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She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
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I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
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