I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
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I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
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Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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