some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
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We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
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I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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