nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
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Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
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to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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