Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
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It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
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He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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