If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
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you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
3pm strippers are depressing
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Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
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