Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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