im having a threesome with these popsicles
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
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I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
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that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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