I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
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He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
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Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
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I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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