So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
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Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
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I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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