I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Tornado booty call.. dedication
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You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
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Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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