I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
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well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
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If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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