I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
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I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
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Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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