fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
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got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
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Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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