My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
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There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
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So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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