It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
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A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
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Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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