I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
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he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
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Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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