I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
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Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
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can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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